Definition: Represexing

Come on man, do it for your country!

Represexing, no I did not invent a cool pseudonym for prostituting...although looking at it now...I see the potential, but it's too late anyways because I have already defined this wild word. So here we go...

Represexing (rhymes with: 'are you texting?')

Represex

v. [rhe-pree-sehx]

To have sex with someone who isn't native to your country, state or capital, thereby representing your nation as a whole-no pressure.

For Example: "He had never had sex with someone from South Africa before, so I took one for the team by represexing us."

Let me break this down for you: have you ever come across a foreigner who has either been seduced by you or seduced you (as Austin Powers once said: oh, behave baby)? You (and possibly a few others in your country depending on how much your visitor likes to get his/ her passport stamped if you know what I mean? Get it? Get it? I'm talking about sex stuff with many sex partners) take on the responsibility to represent or as I like to call it represex your great nation. You have to push your enthusiasm to 110% while doing the naked hokey pokey. The aim of the game is to have this homie G return to his/ her people singing nothing but praise for our nation and their ability to ride the upside-down bike.

We salute you fine folk for doing us proud.

If you're wearing a hat, now would be the time to remove it-out of respect, otherwise let's all just take a knee and regroup...oops too soon?