Let me just start this post off by saying that I'm the girl your parents warned you about, but not in some cool sexy way. No, more like...

I've got you hooked haven't I? You're wondering how in the hell Courtney managed to lose her eyebrows. Was it a swipe and smudge...

Come on man, do it for your country! Represexing, no I did not invent a cool pseudonym for prostituting...although looking at it now...I...

Let me take you on a journey through the passages of time, accessing the past: so basically three days ago. This is a tale of love, pain,...

Have you ever been Dicknotised? Yes, yes-you read that right. No spelling errors here-I'm kidding, the spell check on my computer has a...

You got me in a Vagance. Vagance. A nice mixture of vengeance, trance and vagina. Also vagazzled was taken so...here we are I guess?...

Pseudo-Smart: Yes you're one of them too! Pseudo-Smart: a. [sju-doe-sma-t] To have a below average to basic understanding of a concept,...

It's the most wonderful time of the year! Well at the very least top 3-Halloween! I began to think up a list of Halloween traditions to...

Before you begin reading I thought that I'd tell you a bit about my post. In the spirit of Throwback Thursday I thought I would post an...

Alrighty, I've finally started the blog I've been promising to start for the last five years! I'm feeling nervous, I'm feeling excited...